BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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