There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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