They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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