In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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