it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
