Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
ttyl tear gas
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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