Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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