Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(478): View more from Georgia

This is not my ceiling

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(503): View more from Oregon

i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

(360): View more from Washington

let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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(410): View more from Maryland

when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
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(407): View more from Florida

Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You're barking up the wrong lesbian.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.

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(714): View more from California

Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.

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