i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
That's what I'm talking about
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies