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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  when does round two start

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  I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.

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  I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail

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• (716): View more from New York

  Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila

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  Step 4: your drunk

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.

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• (310): View more from California

  Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???

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  As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.

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