thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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