how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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