My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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