My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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