I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
COCAINE IS GR8
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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