Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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