Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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