If i come over, it means nothing
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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