Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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