Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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