Sponge bath it is.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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