sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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