also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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