If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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