I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize