I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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