I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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