I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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