My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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