All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.