we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website