OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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