Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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