Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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