just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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