dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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