oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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