from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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