problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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