i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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