Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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