And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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