As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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