at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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