I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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