Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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