His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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