She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
it glows. i had to have it.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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