Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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