Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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