the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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