Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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