dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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