HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
