My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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