Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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