She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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