I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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